I keep a very active social calendar

First of all, sorry it has been so long since my last blog post. Little did I know that parents require A LOT of time and attention. They are constantly buzzing around the house unshowered and unkempt fretting over something. They sleep like hibernating bears so I constantly have to wake them up by screaming at them. Somehow they got the idea that I love milk (classic baby stereotype) so I have to pretend to drink it 8 times a day so that they feel good about themselves (little do they know that I sneak into the kitchen at night and make myself a proper meal). Then I have to spend time "bonding" with them, whatever that means. To me it means letting my parents babble really poor grammar in my face while I stare off into space refusing to look them in the eyes. That always gets them. "Wait is he looking at me? I think Liam sees me. Wait no is he looking just past me? What is he looking at? He must not be able to see that far yet." Guess what? I CAN SEE YOU NOW LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE! My fans are waiting to meet me!

Speaking of which, this past week or so I've finally been able to spend some time about town charming the ladyfolk. Here's the recap:

Here I am visiting with Taylor and Hayley, two lovely ladies who happen to think I'm pretty stinkin' cute. They may be a little old for me but if any of you 3+ year olds out there want their digits I can make it happen.

Here's Riley, Scarlett and me. Riley is poking me in the ear which as you can see I don't appreciate. I forgive her though. Scarlett tells me amazing stories about macaroni. They love me. Still though they're a little too old for me. Sorry ladies.

Now we're talkin'! Check out the baby fat curves on Hazel! Owww! I tried to hit on her but she totally shot me down. :( You had your chance girl.

I figured that in order to improve my chances with the ladies I need a good wingman. So I found the beefiest, best lookin' dude I could find, Cohen. Seriously, check out those biceps! In this pic I tried to superman punch him in the arm and he didn't even flinch! I think we will make a good team.

Did I mention that we're both aspiring opera singers as well? Cohen is a tenor with a beautiful falsetto. I'm more of a classic baritone.

This is Alice. She's definitely a looker so I wore one of my best onesies to try and catch her eye.

She played hard to get and ignored me for awhile until I started brushing up against her shoulder. Finally she took notice.

I think she likes me. ;)