Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Dance Dance Revolution

"Woah Liam these are some killer plush toys. I'm totally jealous."
"I know dude, my grandparents totally hooked me up."

"Hey Cohen, you see Hazel over there sleeping? Word on the street is that she's totally crushin' on you dawg. Seriously you should ask her out."

"What?! Who told you that?"
"I heard the mommy's talkin' about it. Dude, you are so money and you don't even know it! She's been drooling about you for days!"
"I dunno man. I think I'm a little young for a serious relationship."
"C'mon dawg! I'm not saying you need to propose or anything. Look maybe it turns out to be just a one nap stand. No matter what you're breakin' her heart if you don't at least say something to her. You should ask her to dance. Chicks dig that crap."
"I'm not much of a dancer."
"That's ok, none of us are. We don't have any fine motor skills yet! Look she's waking up. Check it out, I'm totally gonna hook you up. Trust me."

"Wait! What just happened to your clothes?"
"Huh? Uh...Don't worry about it. This is totally gonna work. Sshhh here she comes."

"Hazel!!! Whazzzuppp girlfriend?! How you doin'?"
"Fine Liam. What happened to your clothes?"
"Huh? Uh..don't worry about it. So check it out, my boy Cohen over there just taught me some sweet new dances moves. Wanna see 'em?"
"Um, sure I guess."

"That was it?"
"Whaddya mean that was it?! That was awesome! Maybe I'm not doing it right. Dude Cohen come here!"
"Uh..hey there..I mean..uh hello Hazel."
"Hey there big boy. I like your shirt. You are Captain Adorable."
"Haha..um..yeah thanks. Uh.. you look nice too."
"Dude Cohen I was just telling Hazel that you're such a great dancer. Show her those moves you taught me."
"What moves?"
"Dude the moves you taught me! (Don't blow this buddy just roll with it)."
"Oh right, the dance moves..um ok well I guess I start with something like this..."
"And then follow it with uh..this move..."

"And then I finish with this."

"Wow Cohen! Those was some smokin' hot dance grooves! You are like the bestest dancer ever!"

"Uh..Thanks!"
"(Psst, dude ask her to dance! I'll hit the music.)"
"Um..Hazel do you maybe wanna dance with me?"
"I thought you would never ask!"
(music playing: It's gettin' hot in herrrre...)


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