Excuse me Concierge...

I'd like to request a change of accomodations. I'm desperately trying to tune into the World Cup (only the biggest, baddest, most totally awesome sporting event in the world) but your television in this womb only seems to play the Bravo network. If you can't remedy this situation IMMEDIATELY I'm going to have to get out my vuvuzela and start blowing it all day long! You've been warned.