Saturday, May 29, 2010

Lookin' round the room, I can tell that you are the most beautiful girl in the...room.

So I've been told that over the next year or two I basically have three jobs: eat, sleep and look cute. Super cute. (Or as I prefer supa-fly). The first two come naturally, and quite frankly the last one does too, but that won't stop me from bringing my A game. I gots to be cute! There's a world full of lovely ladies out there that need to know Mr. Liam T. Weed has arrived. While of course I'm strikingly handsome, that hasn't kept me from working on a few moves that are sure to charm the lady folk. Check it: (1) Flash the gums: nothing gets the females excited quite like a big toothless grin. (2) The Stretch & Yawn: puppies do it; kittens do it; even rats do it. No matter what mammal you are the stretch & yawn is guaranteed to get an "Aaawwwww how cute" from the ladies. (3) The Stare & Drool: there's really only about a three year window where you can use this move before it turns from cute to creepy. But if this advanced technique is done correctly, 60% of the time, it works every time. So watch out ladies! Liam is on the prowl and looking for love (and/or a diaper change). Check out my recent trip to a Durham Bulls game below.

This is me at my first of many baseball games.



Here's a pic I took of my crew. They're either tuff or scared of me. Either way I'm cool with it.

Chillin' with the ladies (of course mom has to be there crampin' my style).
Thank you to the spectator who offered to take this picture. And thanks to the fans behind us who look thrilled to be in this shot.

Unfortunately I didn't get Nuke LaLoosh's or Crash Davis' autographs but it was still a good time. Go Bulls!

2 comments:

  1. the stertch and yawn ALWAYS works LIAM even at the age of 32... and like you i do it slowly but seductively for it to have the full effect.
    -your uncle KIT

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  2. 60% of the time, it works every time. Hahaha. Classic Anchorman. Can't wait to meet you Liam!

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