Ssshhhhhhh, don't tell mommy.

So I've been playing a lot of futebol lately, y'know practising my mad skillz getting excited for the World Cup. But somehow I lost my ball. Turns out it's trapped in mommy's bladder. (Don't tell her though, she thinks it's a kidney stone.) If you narc on me I am soooooo coming after you so check yourself fools.

By the way, here are some photos of my dad's 2nd place winning pinewood derby car. After hours of hard labor and painstaking attention to detail making that car, he lost to a block of wood with wheels on it. Nice work pops.