Sportin' my first kit

So I don't really have any allegiance to Die Mannschaft (German national team) but this is the only soccer jersey I have that kinda fits me right now. Regardless, I look supa-fly! Get me out on the pitch, I'm ready to kick some balls! That doesn't sound quite right. I'll work on it. Anyway, just wait until I grow into my Liverpool jersey that Mommy got from Ghana. At the rate I am growing that should be in about 4 hours give or take.