I don't sleep...I wait

So listen up people, my plans to bust out of this joint have failed miserably. Looks like I'll just have to serve out my time. I guess that's not all bad. I've re-read War and Peace, the Bible (in hebrew of course), and the entire Encyclopedia Britannica for the third time. I've also been pumping some iron trying to lose this baby fat. I bench 205 ounces and can deadlift two kidneys and a liver. I can't say my mom is too happy about that. Just wait 'til I start jumping rope with her small intestine. ;) I'm also thinking about getting another prison tat but can't decide what to get. Any suggestions? I made a new poll to the right for you to help me out.


One bright spot that helps me pass the time is I've got a new wardrobe to go home to. Big ups to all my peeps for hookin' me up with the new threads! I started my future career as a male model a little early and took some glamour shots for you to check me out. Enjoy!






(Sorry if you're offended by the nude shot at the end. I thought it was tastefully done.)