8 months!!

Ok so I'm older than 8 months old now. But Pops is taking his sweet time uploading photos to my blahg. Finally after I threatened to have a major blowout on his favorite suit, Pops got his act together. So without further ado, here are my 8 month portraits!

This is the 8 months sign I made. I think my penmanship is coming along nicely.

I've been eating a lot lately, hence the growing potbelly.

This is one of my favorite toys. His name is truck. My cousin Max thinks I should rename him dump.


Here is where I'm planning to switch out the transmission and maybe add a 6 inch lift. Truck could use some more ground clearance to roll over my stuffed animals.

I just need to consult the repair manual.

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This is where I became very interested in the camera and needed a closer look.

Pops is teaching me the art of strategically placed signage.

As you can see I have perfected that art.

Now if you'll excuse me I have some repair work to get back to.

SUPER DUPER BONUS PICS:

I got a new skinny tie to go along with my skinny jeans.

Sexy I know.

All growns up

So I got my first tie. I guess that means I'm a man now (that's all it takes right?). No more of this little boy business. I'm all growns up. To mark the occasion we did a photoshoot:

Two manly men and their manly ties. I tied mine myself. Dad's is a clip-on.

Trying to do a carefree fun action pose but Dad is ruining the picture as usual.

Zip it Pops. I don't wanna hear it. Can we get some real talent in here please?!!

That's much better.

Mom you need to look more adorable. Like me.

Maybe just don't look at the camera so I'm the center of attention. Perfect! That's a wrap!

Day at the park

So I know y'all are wondering where my 8-month pics are. Well they're on the way. There was a little delay this week because I got a bad cold which left me with rosy cheeks, a runny nose, and an extremely bad attitude. No one wants to see that. However, for your viewing pleasure here are some pics from my recent day at the park. The weather has been balmy lately so I needed to get out and work on my tan. Enjoy!

Today was the perfect day for a squinty picture with Mommy. This is my picture smile.

Well hello there beautiful. Come here often? Can I interest you in a little orange shaky toy ball thingy, if you know what I mean?

This is my "brash tough guy who knows he's awesome" look I've been perfecting. It's for my upcoming Abercrombie modeling gig.

I believe I can fly. No really. I do.

See? Still flying.

This is my chicken impersonation. I'm doing it because I'm calling you a chicken. You know what you did...chicken.

Why go to the park if you're not gonna play a little footy with Pops?

I bleed scouse

So I'm finally big enough to fit into my Liverpool kit. To mark the occasion I've signed my first professional contract with Liverpool's youth academy. Some say it's a risk considering that I'm only 8 months old, but those dunces are probably Mancs or Gooners who clearly underestimate what I'm capable of. Their loss. So look for me to make my first team debut in about 17 years give or take. Ballon d'Or here I come!

This is My Bedroom. But I've renamed it Anfield.

Pops is my #1 fan. Notice the kicking skillz.

I'm a force in the air too. Check out that heading technique.

Liverpool's famous anthem is You'll Never Walk Alone. This is especially true for me, at least until I turn around 1 year old and learn to walk on my own.

I've got my game face on. Intimidating I know.

Mommy is so proud of her little scouser.

Happy VD!!!

It's Valentine's day, the day set aside for everyone to profess their love for me. It's also the day that my mailbox gets flooded with 5 million times more fanmail from my secret and not so secret admirers. It would literally take my staff hundreds of years to respond personally to all my adoring fans so instead I give you this solitary photo. I love you fans. Happy VD. I hope you get a good one.

The Michael Bayifier

You may know Director Michael Bay from his famous explosions, er I mean movies such as Transformers, Transformers 2, Armageddon, and Transformers 3. Well Mikey (that's what I call him) saw one of my recent photospreads and said "I've gotta get that kid in my next explosion, er I mean movie!!" Well I don't want to get everyone too excited but here is a preview of the movie poster for my feature film debut in Transformageddon 8: Attack of the Liam:

You can make your own "Michael Bayified" photo at http://bayifier.com

Happy Groundhog Day/7-Month Birthday!!!

Today is Groundhog day. The day on which we celebrate our inadequacies by staring at large rodents, hoping for warm weather, and living the same day over and over again until we metamorphosize from surly, miserable weathermen to charming, piano-playing, ice-sculpting gentlemen capable of wooing Andie MacDowell in a single day. At least that's what Google told me.

Today also happens to be my 7-MONTH BIRTHDAY!!! (...for I'm a jolly good fellow, for I'm a jolly good fellow...) Thank you for the standing ovation; you may be seated. In honor of my special day I want to take a moment to thank all the little people who have been a part of my Pit Crew. A world champion like myself is only as good as his team. So a special thanks to those that regularly check my fluids, scrub my undercarriage, rotate my diapers, and give me an occasional lube when my chassis is raw. I couldn't have done it without y'all.

As a treat please enjoy my latest racy photospread:

That's right, 7 months people.

This is my look of concern I've been perfecting. I've been able to practice it quite a bit, especially after observing my folks' parenting skills.

I'm over two feet tall and growing. Watch yourself Yao Ming.

Do you ever feel like someone is constantly hovering over you with a camera? I do. A lot.

This pose is designed to represent the happiness and joy that women across the world are feeling because I am naked. As always, you're welcome ladies.

I need to apologize to all the pregnant mothers out there. God used up all his cuteness when he made me. Sorry your kids will be ugly. Cuteness is on backorder for at least 6 months.

I do drama in addition to romantic comedies.

Which cheeks do you want to pinch more? It's one of life's most difficult quandaries. I call it Liam's Cheeky Dilemma.

Who needs teeth when you have a smile like this?

Just to make it explicitly clear, no ladies I will not pretend to be your child to make all the other neighborhood moms jealous. However, I will make an appearance at your kids birthday party for a fee. My rates are currently $10,000/hr plus 2 cases of applesauce.