Royals Shmoyals

Do you remember where you were during the Royal Wedding? I do. I was wearing pj's in my living room trying to convince Mom that watching Horton Hears a Who is a much better use of our time than watching 8 hours of pomp and circumstance. I mean HELLLOOOO Mom, who cares about a boring old prince getting married when you've got King Liam's wedding coming up in oh...20-30 years. Cause guess what? (SPOILER ALERT!!!) It will be the Wedding of the Millenium!!! Get used to it people.

Oh yeah? Well my royal carriage will be a solid gold diamond encrusted monster truck drawn by unicorns. Top that Prince William!