Super duper extra long post

I know, I know. It's been awhile since my last post. Well I've been busy on one of my many world tours (plus my scribe has been lazy). Y'all know how important my fans are to me. I gotta get out there and mingle with my peeps and show 'em some love now and again. Anyway, enough with the small talk. Here's my travel pics:

Hangin' with my homies Uncle Air Ric and Pops.

This is mom's brother from another mother, Uncle Dickson. I don't totally know what that means yet but I know he's awesome. Plus we look like twins. We must be related.

Uncle Troy. He's smart, handsome, and single. Ladies I got his digits so give me a holla.

Here we see the legendary Santa in its natural habitat (a church gym surrounded by children). Apparently if you get close enough to the Santa it will give you a present. Let's try it out.

Here we go! All I had to do was sit on the Santa's knee and a present appeared.

That was easy. Hence the phrase "Like taking candy from a Santa."

So this is Uncle Caleb. I could say a lot about Uncle Caleb but I think this picture pretty much sums it up.

These are my awesome great grandparents. I already know that grandparents are WAY better than normal parents so great grandparents must be one billion times better. Yep, one billion.

Uh oh. Here Aunt Heidi discovered my secret (I can stand on my own but I pretend not to be able to so that people carry me around.)

This is Kelly, Heidi, and Jenny, three of the contestants competing for the title of Favorite Auntie. I'm taking bets now and so far Jenny is the very slight favorite at 10-1 since she painted me a cool picture. However, the odds could easily change once my birthday comes around (hint, hint).

Twinners! Cousin Kham and I rockin' the Christmas pj's with Auntie Catie.

This is Uncle Dave. He gets super excited about wooden objects.

Here are the fellas modeling the latest fashions in christmas eve sleepwear for a catalog shoot. Hot, I know.

Here is the female version of the catalog ad. Look for it in Saks and/or Land's End.

Merry Christmas breakfast!

Christmas morning with Grandpa Bart makes me super happy apparently.

So after a few eggnogs things got a little weird, but it was still an epic party.

Uncle Ralph knows what I like.

Grandma Mary gave me the best present at Christmas. The gift of jumping. I use it everyday.

What do Grandpa Scott and Grandma Mary want for Christmas? A picture of me of course. Duh. Who doesn't want that?

Grammy Becky giving me grammy loves. Those are the best kind.

This dog was giving me grief so I punched it in the face.

Grammy Becky and Auntie Catie teaching me to do push-ups. I rewarded their efforts by drooling on the floor.

More Cousins! Max and Zella showed me the ropes.

Baby Z jumped with me.

I'm quite the beefcake.

We went and visited great grandma Mums.

She was sooooo nice and her table was delicious.

This is Rachel (also known as Burger), Pops' friend from high school. She made me a quilt which I pee on regularly.

Burger's daughter was hot. I touched her face. Girls like that kind of thing.

Snow. I don't know what to make of it. It looks cool. But it's also freezing cold.

Luckily Mom kept me warm.

Safe and warm with my owl hat.

Grandpa Bart. Clearly you can see where I get my dark complexion from.

I am officially half a year old. I realize that most of you can't remember what life was like BL (Before Liam) but it was a sad depressing place. How lucky are you to be alive at the same time as me?