Drunken Master Liam

So despite the fact that I taught Usain Bolt everything he knows about bipedalism, I still insist on carrying on the charade that I'm your average toddler who, well..."toddles". However, I am using this toddling opportunity to perfect my drunken master kung fu style as well as my paleolithic instinctual growling technique. It's called multitasking folks. Try it sometime.

Messin' with the Rents

So things have been a little ho hum around the house these days. It's so hot outside that I spend most of my time indoors playing in the play room, "learning to eat" (by which I mean pretending not to be able to eat on my own so that my servants still spoon feed me), and taking baths. So today I decided to mix things up a little by dropping a deuce in the tub. Nothing gets the parents up and hopping around like pooping sans diaper. I have to say it was one of my finer exploits. Of course my dad was trying to multitask by bathing me AND eating a sandwich, so I really grossed him out. I would post a pic of my acheivements but that would be a little too repugnant. So instead enjoy this picture of me channeling my inner cannibal and eating baby arms.

Hmmm...baby arms

Happy Birthday America!

In honor of America's birthday (and my birthday) I ate a patriotic cupcake (I get the feeling that all of my birthdays will be red, white and blue themed). I think the pictures tell the full story of how this went down. Enjoy!

King Liam is #1!!!

Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! Happy birthday dear greatest living being who ever existed...Happy birthday to me! I'm 1 people. King Liam is all growns up. I would say more but I have a party to attend to. Toodles.