I suppose a suppository would do

So I understand that this might be TMI, but I've been a little irregular lately. And by irregular I mean I hadn't pooped in over a week. My parents were getting worried. But after two suppositories and some apple juice...BLAMO!! I now have a three pound softball sized diaper to add to my trophy case of Liam's Greatest Hits! My dad wasn't even mad, he thought it was amazing. I'll admit it was one of my more impressive accomplishments. I'll spare you the pictures, but on your next family vacation if you want to visit the World's Largest Dirty Diaper you'll know who to call.